Lessons of the Elder Scrolls

Dark Knight Rises prologue, meet Elder Dragon postmortem!

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Slaying dragons is a lot like picking up girls at bars, once you work out the formula, it just becomes routine

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If it is true that you are what you eat, then my companion has to stop eating so much pussy.

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Exam periods and Elder Scrolls don’t mix.

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Music reveals just how much of an adventure life truly is.

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Necessary life skills in case of apocalypse: lockpicking, mastery of a weapon, food harvesting, and a lot of luck. In life, there are no save points.

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You don’t have to be a great hero to have people notice you, respect you, emulate you or love you. You have to be a hero to yourself first. A hero who surpassed every obstacle, who faced every challenge head on. A hero who learnt from every loss, celebrated every victory.

Such a hero will earn the respect of all those around them, and have kings bowing their heads.

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When in doubt about who you are, where you are going or where to find someone, go to the bar.

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When you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Because literally no one else will.

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There are three ways to live life: you can stick to the path designed for you and achieve your destiny, you can complete many goals to discover who you really are, or you can wander the world, enjoying its beauties and dangers. Doing nothing is not an option and standing still is a mistake.

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